Check it out, it's my new fantasy series, Trolled. Look at it up there. Isn't it shiny? Just think, one click and you'll be on the book's product page. A click after that and it'll be yours. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be weird if you DIDN'T buy it?
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
Buy before Xmas and get your copy for the frankly embarrassing price of 99c/99p. Holy heck, what am I like?