I'd like to tell you about my new book series, Normalized, the four part diary of a superhero who is robbed of his powers and arrives at the absurd decision to fight evil as a normal man. It reads sort of like Superman by way of Adrian Mole. You'll like it.
To get Part One of Normalized on your Kindle/iPad/Bookulator, GO HERE.
Or maybe you're a genitals-to-the-wind maverick, in which case, why not take a gamble and get all four parts of Normalized as a set and save yourself over 50% off the cost)? You can do that HERE.
For those of you who do your reading off of actual pages like some kind of animal, the paperback will be available in April.