A divorcee signs up to a speed-dating séance.
A has-been Justin Bieber auctions off body parts to make ends meet.
A little girl brings her pet dictator to school.
A skinned man goes for a deep tissue massage.
Richard Branson takes to abducting children (apparently).
A man discovers a factory reset button up his bum.
A monster collection of killer flash fiction, Bad Endings features 99 frightful finales, catastrophic culminations and dire denouements. Whether you’re a lover of short literature or just some dumb kid with ADD, this is the book for you.